Catch 22

 

Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen and welcome to Pink Airlines.
We hope your flight is enjoyable and our flight attendants are here to ensure
You're flight is as pleasant as possible.
Seat backs and tray tables must be in the upright and locked position during
take off and landing.
All carry on luggage must stored in an overhead compartment or under the seat
In front of you.
Waitin' on the ticket cuz your lookin' for the ride
Your feelin' on top cuz your flyin' through the sky
You wanna have your cake and you wanna eat it too
Everybody's always pointin' fingers at you
Your damned if you do, your damned if you don't
We're always doin' all the things that we say we won't
Here we go ridin' on a wind and actin' like the Rendezvous
Here we go jumpin' off the wings
We're goin' round in circles its a catch 22
Yes we're flyin' round in circles its a catch 22
Yes we're workin' round in circles its a catch 22
If you are seated in an emergency exit isle and feel as though you are unable or unwilling to assist in the case of an emergency, please notify the flight
attendant immediately.
All electrical equipment including cell phones, two way pagers, portable cd
players, laptops, etc., should remain in an off position until the pilot
notifies us that we are at a safe flying altitude of ten thousand feet.
Lookin' from the outside, your always looking in
You think you fixed a problem till it comes right back again
And life seems like a trap, your trying to get out
Your searchin' for your cheese cuz you feel like Mighty Mouse
Your damned if you don't, your damned if you do
You see it on the signs but you haven't got a clue, now
Here we go ridin' on a wind and actin' like the Rendouveuz
Here we go jumpin' off the wings
We're goin' round in circles its a catch 22
Yes we're flyin' round in circles its a catch 22
Yes we're workin' round in circles its a catch 22
You are in, you are in, you are in, you are in
You are in for the ride of your life
Here we go ridin' on a wind and actin' like the Rendezvous
Here we go jumpin' off the wings
We're goin' round in circles its a catch 22
Yes we're flyin' round in circles its a catch 22
We realize you had many choices and on behalf of all of us at Pink Airlines,
we'd like to thank you for flying with us.
We hope you have a wonderful stay, wherever your destination may be.
And remember, be careful when retrieving your items, as, during the flight, they might have shifted and might fall on you or your neighbor's head and knock you out.
Here we go ridin' on a wind and actin' like the Rendezvous
Here we go jumpin' off the wings
We're goin' round in circles its a catch 22
Yes we're flyin' round in circles its a catch 22